Evidently the "newbie" alien didn't quite understand the training. Why do think it's called an *$#@ probe? Sometimes on-the-job training is the best way! He'll get the hang of it! They always do! Another Fantastic Fusions Alien Quote Collection member Quote #34, "You want me to put it where?"
Garment Details: This is a short sleeve unisex jersey tee with a crew neck collar. These t-shirts have ribbed-knit collars, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams to bolster and maintain shaping. Our shirts make great gifts for the Alien, UFO and Flying Saucer fans.
- Fabric blends: All Colors are made of 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that feels soft to the touch, with the exception of Heather colors and Solid Black Blend - 52% cotton, 48% polyester, Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Sizing and Care: The retail fit runs true to size. A small amount of shrinkage is expected when washed. Best to wash cool with similar colors, inside out. Tumble dry low or best to air dry. Never put an iron directly on the graphics. Please consult the sizing chart, in the images, to find your fit.
- Processing Time: Please allow 1-4 business days for order processing. All products are created custom after they are ordered. Then, depending on where the item is shipped, it may be 2-5 days for shipping. Please double check the shipping address. We are not responsible for items going to the wrong address. If the wrong address was entered please contact us immediately. Addresses cannot be changed once the order is shipped.
- Returns and Exchanges: Since all our products are made to order, all sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges. We will not accept returns, cancellations, or exchanges. Exchanges and Refunds are only granted if the incorrect item was shipped. Please contact us with any problems you may have with your order. If you have questions about sizing, contact us before ordering. Issues with size cannot be refunded.
